June 18th, 1998
I kind of blame my "home-ec" teacher.
She never said anything about this.
Well, she was divorced though.
You'd think someone would have been through this before and written down the answer.
Or maybe that's the point.
Maybe there's no answer.
That doesn't do much to help the mood.
Then again, right now a thousand naked women wanting nothing more than for me to cum wouldn't help the mood.
That pretty much proves this sucks.
Then again, the imagery has always been nice.
Which pretty much poves nothing.